Purity of honey

Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.

No word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary

No word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary
Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D

Judge: U r crossing the limits.

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

People like u r remembered forever

People like u r remembered forever
Flowers die,
Stories end,
Songs fade,
Memories are forgotten,
All things come 2 end,
But people like u r remembered forever,
Bcoz GHOSTS NEVER DIE

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

This is my head…..

This is my head ….
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Itni dair dabanay k liyay thanks.
I am feeling much better now:-)

I may come there any time!

Hi,

Doing nothing?

Then make a place,

4 Me in ur heart!!

I may come there any time!

Urs faithfully,

Heart Attack

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”
After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

Man standing on the scale

Man standing on the scale,
holding his stomach in.
Wife:I do not think that is going to help.
Man:Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers

We can attack in any direction now!

We can attack in any direction now!
Soldier:Sir, we are surrounded!
Major:Excellent!
We can attack in any direction now!

Fatman sitting in a train cabin

Fatman sitting in a train cabin
A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.
Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!
Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!

Salty Eggs

Major Rohail:
Dude EGGS are extra salty today?
Tooo much Salt..why?
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Waiter:
Sir hen is suffring from high blood
Pressure

A boy goes to see a dance.

A boy goes to see a dance.
His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?
Boy: yes, I saw dad!

A girl & boy story

Boy:I love u
Girl:Me too
Boy:Tum mujhe kitna pyar karti ho?
Girl:Jitna tum mujhe karte ho
Boy: U cheater..
main samjha tum waqai mujh se pyar karti ho?

Lovers sitting in a park

Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p

What is skeleton?

What is skeleton?
Interviewer:what is skeleton?
Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person
who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Mirror who kill liars

Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”
FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)
AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)
PATHAN:I think (killed)

Examiner taking practical of sardar

In bio practical:
Examiner:Tell me the name of
this bird by seeing it’s legs only?
Sardar:I don’t know.
Examiner:You failed, what’s your name?
Sardar:See my legs & tell my name

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?
sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

Teacher & bachay

Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
Teacher:larkio ka pecha nahi karoge
bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.

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